Your minions aren’t working as hard as they should.
Some of them are sighing and seem distracted. A few are even smiling and humming to themselves. It’s…disturbing.
Ah. Right. It’s that time of the year.
Don’t your minions know that office romances never last? Especially if you were to, oh, I don’t know, send a few to the front lines.
We have a war against the forces of Good to run. We don’t have time for this mushy stuff, do we?
Well, Happy Valentine’s Day anyway. When you get back from your evil date, we should discuss tactics in the war room.
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